Danman's Blog

When you no longer have anyone to have sex with, you must have sex with your own hand.  does that make you a homosexual,  I think not, I think it makes you an asexual, which i think is fine because I am mightly... ...

It's been a while since I blogged, so here's a fucken awesome one. It's lyrics to a song me and my mate invented at uni. As you may have guessed it's called Honky Tonk Vagina. It's by our glam-rock band "Poison... ...

The night started out good, just a trip up to Mt Gravatt lookout with my good (female) friend.  We got there 'enjoying the view' for about 30 mins, this is when everything went to shit.

*tap tap* A couple... ...

Last Friday was the best night of my life. Last Friday kicked the shit out of every sucker in the world. Last Friday was better than a sperm bank containing David Bowies Sperm. Last Friday was the Red Hot Chili... ...

Everything in life comes and goes, even people. As you go through life and you lose the things you love, as you become more distant to the people you were once close with, you learn about yourself.

I thought... ...

My pupils are dialated, there is a good reason for that, BIG W fucking layby. My pupils are dialated due to acohol consumption, this morning, I knew how to spell alcohol, but according to this sentance, I have now... ...

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Well, life has been quite interesting since school has been out.

SCHOOLIES
Overall rating: 75% thumbs up

Very good due to the randomness, including the... ...

I've always been facinated by the prospect of catching a live dragonfly with my bare hands, in fact, it has been one of my (only) life goals. I'm serious. Every time I saw a dragonfly, I would stop whatever i... ...

That's right, last day of lessons, my freedom is only two weeks away. I can taste the excitement on my fingers, or maybe thats what happens if you dont shower for three weeks...Anyway, Big W is still the bomb... ...

What a fantastic life I do lead, Big W keeps me going. If Big W was a liquid, I'd inject it directly into my eye, for what purpose, I don't know. In other news, the movie of Camerons milk adventures haunts me... ...